I bought this expecting a normal hat. What arrived was a life-altering experience. And lo, the package appeared on my doorstep, and it was good — very good. I put it on at exactly 7:42 PM on a Tuesday and immediately knew my life had peaked. My confidence increased, my posture improved, my mood was fixed, and my dog now respects me more. I don’t even take it off anymore — I simply step out of it when necessary. I don’t know what you’re putting in these hats, but if I could go back in time, I’d buy two. I rested on the seventh day, not because I was tired, but because I was satisfied.
